I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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