do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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