too bad you live with your parents still
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
So squirting runs in the family.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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