i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
farters have to be the big spoon...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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