The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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