Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
ok first of all what the fuck
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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