If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I still have a little drunk in my system
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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