I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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