I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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