So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
