My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
did you just send me my own nude
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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