Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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