Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I am mentally ready for anal.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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