We won't sleep together?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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