fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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