i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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