Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Even my vagina gasped.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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