Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
he puts the penis in happiness.
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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