I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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