Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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