Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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