I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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