I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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