i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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