How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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