I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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