I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Me too!
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Randomize
