Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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