Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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