I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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