your room smells of hookers.
And success
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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