So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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