The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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