did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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