You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
"it" just moved
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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