Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i dont even know how to be here
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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