I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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