Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Shame - the story of my life.
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