I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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