you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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