It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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