Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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