okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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