i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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