Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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