I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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