Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I know her cup size but not her name....
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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