when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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