And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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