Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
