she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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