there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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