im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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