Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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