Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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