the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Alive.
So much puke
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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